Sam Bradford’s Injury Is Eerily Similary
Oklahoma’s star quarterback, Sam Bradford is expected to be out two to four weeks with a Grade 2 or 3 AC sprain in his throwing…
Rob Lunn
Waking Up Next To Chris Cooley
Every former football player has that nightmare, that day his sister brings home some other football player, calling him “boyfriend.” I’m not saying all football…
Ficky Ficky 5 Dollars…
At the Vikings game, I got to meet this individual. A great all-around dude with an incredibly clever T-shirt. There was something ironic to me…
Polizia! Polizia!
Maybe you’re wondering why I led this post with a picture of Ben Stiller and his perfectly maintained quaff in the blockbuster movie, Dodgeball: a…
How Not To Chest Bump Your Girlfriend
You know, its all fun and games in the hills of Austria till you decide that a mid-air-chest-bump photo-op is a good idea. Take notice,…
The Fire Still Burns!
Yesterday I played in a game that is now tied for first with the best football game I have ever played in. The Carinthian Black…
The Story Behind This Blog
I am always on the lookout for stories about how this blog came to be, the different perspectives and interpretations are funny. But as the…
FWG Spots Banana Hammock On Sale: Hilarity Ensues
While I have been over here, I have experienced many different things. No free refills at McDonalds–that’s fine, I could stand to lose a few….
Fat White Guy Redefines Flaccid
Last game we beat the Falcons (I’d tell you their home city, but I can’t pronounce it and smart money is on the fact that…
The Fomerly Fat White Guy Project…UPDATE!
Here is the update on the “contestants” as we are now 2 weeks into the competition: Remember what is at stake here: UConn Tickets, T-shirts,…