T.O. to the Bills…FWG Cries
Prepare to laugh. Special thanks to Matt Dengler for finding this.
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A New Feature: What’s Different in Austria?
“What’s Different in Austria” The differences between life in the States and here in Austria. NO SWEATPANTS ALLOWED! I’m not sure how relevant this post…
This Week From Austria: White Bread? What?
In America… All sandwiches are made from white bread (as pure and delicious as fallen snow). Coincidentally, they are also all made at the Statue…
This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse
Whats it going to be? Coins that are worth 2 Euros. Perhaps how stylish the Skinny jeans-Faux-hawk look is in Europe, Or is it that…
Tryin’ To Get Paid (Straight Cash Homie)
I recently published a post on why I think college athletes should be paid. I asked for reader responses and the feedback was varied, if…
The Age Of The Austrian (Markus) ANSWERED!
HERE IS THE ANSWER:(his Austrian drivers license…as proof) (July 22, 1978) Markus is 30 years old. Allow adequate time for your shock to dissipate.
A New Feature: Guess The Age Of The Austrian!
I don‘t know whether it is the coffee (FWG Assessment: laced with amphetamines) or the non–McDonald‘s based diet. But people here, DO-NOT-AGE. I repeat. They…