A New Feature: What’s Different in Austria?

I’m not sure how relevant this post is to the rest of the “working population” but to (former) college athletes, this is devastating. Actually, I take this back, with current unemployment rates, the no-sweatpants rule is more relevant than ever. But what is this “rule” you say? Well after noticing an alarming abundance of skinny-jeans and designer shirts walking the streets of Austria, I posed the question to our Austrian teammate, Ramon, where “all the normal dressed people are.” Ramon explains,
“Ya, ve dont vere ze sweatpants, be-coos ze poliezi vill stop and hassle you. Zey hate ze sweatpants”
And with that, 90% of my wardrobe became completely unnacceptable.
The obvious problem here is that skinny jeans are for…skinny people. Not heavy-set football players.