The Music City Debacle
10 years ago Tennessee Titan tight end Frank Wycheck took a handoff from Lorenzo Neal on a kickoff return with his team down 16-15 to…
December 2010
I Think I Have Fiesta Bowl Fever
Jeebus, I can’t wait to be in Arizona, land of the rising meth head, watching my former teammates shock the world at the 2011 Fiesta…
The Rook Presents: Dear Brett, ever heard of the expression “favorite child”? xoxo Barack
Earlier this week I emailed my dad about his fave star everrr, Eagles’ QB Michael Vick, and the exciting anti-news of Obama’s recognition of Vick’s…
The Gladiator Bowl??
Here is a quick rundown of the bowl matchups for today: 2:30 East Carolina (6-6) Vs Maryland (8-4) in the Military Bowl – Such a…
Wake Up! With Good Word Play and Fun Porno Names
Back to reality for the working masses. Sure Christmas was a treat, Kwanza has begun, and the NFL has left us with a few more…
Dear Governor Rendell….
Governor Rendell, I have no problem with you lamenting the wussification of America. Just look at all those in the airline business who failed to…
San Diego Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl Is Here, And Bowl Selection Couldn’t Get Any Worse
So far the bowl season has offered only one quality football game. Sadly, for this former employee anyway, this was the Beef O’Brady’s Bowl. The…
FWG Insider: Once You Go Black You Never Go Back (Tales From A Birkin Bag Shopping Fiasco)
Had an interesting experience last week and decided to share my story with FWG Nation. For those who might’ve missed my previous posts, I work…
Ukulele Kid Is Messing Up My Universe/Proving We’re All Celebrating Mediocrity
Hey kid, come see me after you’ve learned the words. This is America, being Asian and good an instrument isn’t good enough on its own. …
The Rook Presents: “Sack me, Sanchez.” and watered down tales from New Meadowlands Stadium
Confession: I’m now a Jets fan. Sorry Dad. Sanchez is well within my travel radius/marital status for creeping. So my cousin gets two tickets to…