Breaking News! Tim Tebow Doesn’t Want To Become The Next Brady Quinn

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Former Florida quarterback Tim Tebow has decided not to attend the NFL draft in New York City and instead will watch it at his home in Jacksonville, Fla., a league source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

According to the source, Tebow believes it would be too hard to get his whole family and his friends to New York in time for the draft’s first round on Thursday night.

Allow me to translate:  “Too hard to get his whole family [to New York]” means:  I don’t want to sit around like Brady Quinn as I check my iPhone to see what the weather is like in Edmonton, Canada (Go Eskimos!).  Conversely, Brady Quinn should be excited that his lasting legacy in the NFL will be teaching future pros how to avoid embarrassment….at least until they get set loose on the Pittsburgh night life, at that point they’re on their own.

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