I’d Be Pissed At Phil Mickelson For His Sneaky Self Serving Endorsement Of Five Guys, Only… He’s Right

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“I grew up on In-N-Out,” said Mickelson, who admitted he had gone to Five Guys for six days in a row. “I thought that was the best burger until I had Five Guys. That is hands down the best burger I’ve ever had.”

The controversy here is that  Phil apparently is part of a group that purchased the rights to own/operate Five Guys restaurants in Orange County.  I’d get all worked up here (and you wouldn’t like me when I’m worked up), but Phil is right.  Take it from a burger connoisseur, Five Guys is the tits.  The absolute best burger chain out there.  I know I’ll get some hate mail from all those SoCal nut bags out there, but In-N-Out Burger is slop compared to Five Guys.

Five Guys is so good, you can eat it on the beach, bloating and all.  Just ask UConn’s Scott Lutrus, who puts 3 or 4 away ever summer on Bethany Beach.  In fact, it was one such road trip to Bethany to see the Lutrus family that I discovered Five Guys, and my arteries have never been the same.  So before everyone jumps on Phil for his biased endorsement, consider this:  He’s right.

Readers Comments (3)

  1. I should treat you at our local Cook Out establishment. The Cook Out Tray is their signature deal at $3.99 . A tray includes a selection of a burger/chicken/bbq sandwich with a side and a drink*. *for an additional 99 cents you can score one of their phenomenal shakes.

    Sample menu: http://www.cookoutnc.com/

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  2. I think 5-Guys burgers are on par with dental amalgam with the risk factors and life-shortening potential or something like that.

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  3. Doc, we eat for fuel, not to worry about health concerns.
    Love, Hummer

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