The entire world is on the edge of their collective seats as the World Cup draws near. And by entire world I mean everywhere but the United States (not including my neighborhood, which could be mistaken for Fortaleza (a city in Brazil, try and keep up).
Look if I wanted to see Europeans faking injuries and showing open disdain for capitalism and America, I’d go hang out at Berkely. No sir, I’m not a soccer fan, not one bit. Any sport where faking an injury is considered an art form isn’t worth my time or yours (you’ve been warned, Tom Brady).
Speaking of Euro-trash, how about my man Gasol on the Lakers. That poor bastard called out KG telling him he’s missed a step. Well he looked just fine last night as the Celtics took one in LA on there way back to Beantown.
I’m all the way on Martha’s Vineyard but you bet your sweet ass I’ll be back on the mainland for Duckboats and victory parades and drunk screaming Irishman. Until then keep watching the NBA, disregard Europeans, and remember soccer is for communists and terrorists….and communist terrorists.
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