The Buffalo Bills have set up camp in Rochester – football season’s almost here! So why leave the ranks of Ralph Wilson Stadium for ROC City? Kodak isn’t exactly paving a field of dreams these days. Then again, there is ostrich farm down the road from my parents house.
But it hit me. Actually it was sitting on my lap: the Garbage Plate. You know the Bills have THE best tailgating in the NFL. Says FoodNetwork and Guy Fieti. And says every freezing yet completely satisfied Bills fan at the start of every game. But they’ve been grilling all summer, let them have their plates without having to lift a spatula.
So of course the past decade of Bills camps have been dedicated to high pre-season hopes and high cholesterol. Just keeping our blood pressure where Coach Gailey is keeping his offense. The red-zone.
The Nick Tahoe’s Garbage Plate has been the crown jewel of ROC cuisine since 1918. Enough so as to spawn many other GP locales in the neighboring suburbs…aka the ONLY places to go after watching your high school team annihilate the cross town rivals.
A straight up mess-slash-food coma – every delicious morsel you’ve ever needed in one heaping pile. The ONLY way to go is mac salad, home fries, smothered by the burger and hot sauuuuzzzz. Anything else would ONLY be totally lame.
The ONLY place for pre-season should be ROC. You know. For the fans.
Actual Bills updates: WKBW News 7 and D&C.
-The Rook
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