Introducing the new jersey of Paris pro rugby club, Stade Français…As part of that quest to find younger, affluent new enthusiasts, [team owner] Guazzini has also actively courted Paris’ large homosexual community: embracing pink as an official team color, orchids as one of its symbols, and marketing a team calendar featuring its players in the nude. [Time]
A) ?????????? and B) France. We can’t take you anywhere.
Who is this Gucci-panini dude anyways? Staining the formidable, grunt-sweat-and-jeers of an actual European sport – sheer abomination! Why not just give the fans a pair of Elton John eyeglasses?
Now. I only have a Bachelor’s Degree in business that required a solid three credits in marketing. And aside from sporadic Thoughts, I sit in a cubicle all day do a lot of work/online shopping. We have a straight (…uh?) case of Joe-Montana-and-Skechers-Shape-Ups on hand. Expert tip: to attract the affluent “crowd” desired, just add Bieber.
-The Rook
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