The Rook Presents: Ayyy Papi!!

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Alright.  This is totally a sign.  VIP right here.

Didn’t I tell you this stuff was the bees-knees??  Cancel your Thursday funday plans. Big Papi’s throwing a poppin poolside party. No freakin’ way!

I don’t even care that this guy is a BoSox.  David Ortiz aka ‘Big Papi’ has love for Vitamin Water.   Which probably comes in form of an endorsed, watermarked paycheck.  Ayyy Papi indeed *insert seductive tousle of hair here*.

I could go on and on and ON, but my daddy does read this, and does not want to hear his little girl going on about BoSox.

The dude is a total pimp tho.  Don’t ya just digg the floaties?  It’s about time these pros started endorsing some actual products.  Joe Montana – shove those sculpting Sketchers up thine ass that they have shaped oh so perfectly.

Reality Check:  got tickets for the Florida Panthers v. Boston Bruins preseason game in lil’ old ROC.  Suckers.

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