Alright. This is totally a sign. VIP right here.
Didn’t I tell you this stuff was the bees-knees?? Cancel your Thursday funday plans. Big Papi’s throwing a poppin poolside party. No freakin’ way!
I don’t even care that this guy is a BoSox. David Ortiz aka ‘Big Papi’ has love for Vitamin Water. Which probably comes in form of an endorsed, watermarked paycheck. Ayyy Papi indeed *insert seductive tousle of hair here*.
I could go on and on and ON, but my daddy does read this, and does not want to hear his little girl going on about BoSox.
The dude is a total pimp tho. Don’t ya just digg the floaties? It’s about time these pros started endorsing some actual products. Joe Montana – shove those sculpting Sketchers up thine ass that they have shaped oh so perfectly.
Reality Check: got tickets for the Florida Panthers v. Boston Bruins preseason game in lil’ old ROC. Suckers.
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