The Rook Presents: Monday Morning Would (you rather)

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Would You Rather: Live in a world where Victoria’s Secret is without Heidi Klum?  or Live in a world where pro softball is without Jenny Finch? – trick question.  Jenny has already retired, which was the biggest news in pro softball all year, and Klum just announced the end of an era…her era (I only just got my AngelCard!!  Heidi Klum is the immortalized Victoria’s Secret figurehead.  I haven’t been so upset since the final season of Friends.  If a world without Heidi Klum reigning as queen angel is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.).  Sorry fellas, you’re left to tango with Nascar postergirl Danica Patrick.

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Would Your Rather:  JTimb then?  or J Bieb now?wtf is that a panda bear?  no comment

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Would You Rather: Be Texas (3-2) under Colt’s successor, Case McCoy?  or Be Florida’s (4-1) post-Tebow QB: John Brantley? – c’mon.  Brantley’s been chomping at the bit for his stake at stardom…and his stake at starter’s pick of the sideline ladies.

Decisions, decisions.

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