You know, its all fun and games in the hills of Austria till you decide that a mid-air-chest-bump photo-op is a good idea. Take notice, this is NOT how to win the affection of your significant other.
“I’m-a marry the shit out of you”
How Not To Chest Bump Your Girlfriend
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“I’m-a marry the shit out of you”
Possible classifications:
a) Full-Frontal Assault
b) Moob Blast!
c) Klagen-Floppher
d) Indecent Proposal
/needs more Rule of Verticality
not seen: giving her a hand up with an invitation to ‘walk it off’ or ‘rub some
dirt on it’