I’m going to be the first to tell you that on Sunday when the story broke about Chargers LB Sean Merriman being accused of choking and restraining his girlfriend, Tila Tequila (see above clip), I was appalled, “Sean Merriman dates Tila Tequila??” What the hell? Why didn’t I know about this earlier?
It was like my world was shattered. The worst reality TV star on the planet dates one of the NFL’s best linebackers? I considered this for “This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse” but unfortunately. I’m holding out for some Michael Jackson Story.
Now, I have sisters (3) and a mother (1) and I am wholeheartedly against any violence against women, but I’d be lying if I told you I didn’t laugh for a solid three minutes over this. And part of me was a little happy, after I got sucked in to all those VH1 promos and cliff hanger—only to wake up hours later, pants less wondering what the hell had happened.
“A Shot at Love III: Merriman’s Revenge”
Excellent.
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