The Fire Still Burns!
Yesterday I played in a game that is now tied for first with the best football game I have ever played in. The Carinthian Black…
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FWG Spots Banana Hammock On Sale: Hilarity Ensues
While I have been over here, I have experienced many different things. No free refills at McDonalds–that’s fine, I could stand to lose a few….
Fat White Guy Redefines Flaccid
Last game we beat the Falcons (I’d tell you their home city, but I can’t pronounce it and smart money is on the fact that…
The Fomerly Fat White Guy Project…UPDATE!
Here is the update on the “contestants” as we are now 2 weeks into the competition: Remember what is at stake here: UConn Tickets, T-shirts,…
….and the natives are restless
Got this little piece of “fan mail” over @ NESN.COM — in response to the piece I ran about our last game against the Gladiators….
We’ve Got Graz
Our upcoming game is against Graz. I’ve mentioned this in earlier posts (pay attention). Graz is the hometown of Arnold Schwarzenegger. The Austrians have a…
Nigerian Hookers
This is something I can’t wait to tell my kids, “when Daddy was out of college, he played football in Europe, visited Spain and got…
He Lacks The Opposable Thumbs, Focker
In case you didn’t know. I run/own NESN. In the eyes of the Klagenfurt Hospital I am now the sole owner, operator, CEO, and President,…
Welcome To Fitmax
With the Formerly Fat White Guy Project in full swing, I figured it is about time I showed you where we “train ” here in…
“I Told That Kraut Down At The League Office…”
Like it or not, this blog is actually popular (I know!–who-woulda-thought?). Something was just brought to my attention, that needs to be discussed, addressed, squashed,…