Guess The Age

Let me tell you what a steady diet of cigarettes and booze will get you: an entire country of ageless people. Well, maybe not the…

It’s that time of the week again. Guess the age of the Austrian. This week’s contestant? Karl. Karl is an Aquarius, he enjoys long walks…

HERE IS THE ANSWER:(his Austrian drivers license…as proof) (July 22, 1978) Markus is 30 years old. Allow adequate time for your shock to dissipate.

I don‘t know whether it is the coffee (FWG Assessment: laced with amphetamines) or the non–McDonald‘s based diet. But people here, DO-NOT-AGE. I repeat. They…