This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse: This Qualifies as “News” In Iowa
This was the lead on BOTH of Iowa’s major news networks. I’m not hating on Iowa, some of my best friends are from there but…
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Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week
WASHINGTON – Too fat to fight? Many American children are so overweight from being fed french fries, pizza and other unhealthy foods at school lunchrooms…
Breaking News! Tim Tebow Doesn’t Want To Become The Next Brady Quinn
Former Florida quarterback Tim Tebow has decided not to attend the NFL draft in New York City and instead will watch it at his home…
Dick Vitale Loves Tim Tebow: Barry Petchesky Takes The Lead
[Intangibles] [Toughness], he [wants to win] I wish that I could be the first to comment on this. Unfortunately someone was not only first, but…
I Failed To Realize That Patriot’s Day Is Only A Real Holiday In Massachusetts
You might have wondered why there were no posts last Friday, and again yesterday. I failed to take into account the fact that no one…
MIT Has a Serious Problem With Personal Hygiene
And that kid was dead serious about drawing that graph of how good grades is inversely proportional to body odor. Got ourselves a classic Good…
Former Kentucky OC Rick Rhoades Is Pissed About Getting Out Coached
Juuuust when I thought my association with Austrian Football was over, this gem lands in my lap. Here you have former Kentucky offensive coordinator Rick…
Wake UP With A Video That’s Up For YouTube Video Of The Year
Amen on the “I hate guys that wear skinny jeans.” Thanks to Z-Bob for the tip.
Steven Seagal Sued For Sexual Assault: My God, I Hope The Poor Girl Is Okay
I saw this headline and I had to think of the gentlest way to say this. First, sexual assault on any woman is no joke. …
Danny Almonte Part II
“It’s going to be a pleasure to have him in our facility for the next 14 to 20 years…not only can the kid hit, but…