Please Allow Me To Hump You By Surprise
For those of you that don’t know I work at a bar called The Place in Boston. ( If you already feel bad for me,…
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Throw Up That “U” —Welcome Back Miami
It’s good to feel relevant. It’s good to feel wanted. I wouldn’t exactly say that Monday’s victory over Florida State makes them the warm fuzzy…
Sam Bradford’s Injury Is Eerily Similary
Oklahoma’s star quarterback, Sam Bradford is expected to be out two to four weeks with a Grade 2 or 3 AC sprain in his throwing…
This Week’s Sign of The Apocalypse
Michael Vick Tells Kids Not To Follow The Crowd ….unless that “crowd” is sneaking drugs through airport security in an Aquafina bottle. Or if said…
Greg Paulus: Enjoy It ‘Cuse Fans
I’ve learned a lot over the years playing college football. Special teams will win or lose you at least two games a year, kickers are…
Merriman: “Yeah, the TV show was THAT bad….”
I’m going to be the first to tell you that on Sunday when the story broke about Chargers LB Sean Merriman being accused of choking…
Blount Versus Hout: Add Your Own Soundtrack
In addition to writing for sites like NESN and DEADSPIN, I’ve also chosen a slightly more glamorous career path: bouncing. On my shift Thursday night…
Opening Day
Today is the first day of the college football season. Sit back, start your weekend early, and let that school spirit wash over you, like…
Why Your Team Sucks: Buffalo Bills
Drew Magary over at Deadspin just did this feature on my beloved Buffalo Bills. I’d like to be mad at him, but his interpretations of…
This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse
A few years ago actor Jason David Frank was used to hearing the familiar sound of fans yelling, “Go, go Power Rangers!” but now he’s…