This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse
First the swine flu, now this. Penfield, NY—the BIRTHPLACE of the Fat White Guy. I cannot be held responsible for this, I’m all the way…
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Mel Kiper: Scoutin’ The Ladies
This is a great video. Try to ignore the Rutgers sweatshirt.
The Last Supper
“…and FWG said to his deciples, take this Big Mac, eat it, and think of me–for this is the fuel of fatness and the burger…
Winning is Overrated
You know lately I have been distracted by trying to run the Formerly Fat White Guy Project. I forgot all about our most recent game….
Meet The Fatties
The Formerly Fat White Guy Project is OFFICIALLY underway. So after sifting through hundreds, if not thousands of emails. I have found my chosen few….
New York Times: Donny Brown For President!
Insert your “what can Brown do for you” pun here. Donny Brown–a fantastic individual, as the New York Times reports: RED BANK, N.J. — In…
This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse
This dog hates the Word of the Lord. This dog shall be smited by the Almighty-Smiter. The fact that the dog is mad at Jesus…
Meet Kevin Weiss
With The Formerly Fat White Guy Project underway (registration closes on Saturday), it’s time for you to meet the man helping with all this. Football…
What If Things Turned Out Differently?
The video I have posted here is hilarious. Enjoy the video, and remember entry closes on Friday for THE FORMERLY FAT WHITE GUY PROJECT.
Walkon Boy: Being Fat–A Lifetime Membership
Meet “Walkon-Boy“–his name is Patrick, he was a walk on at Minnesota, and much like me hasn’t given up the dream of playing football. While…