My Life As A Buffalo Bills Fan
What the hell happened last night? In some complete and total karmic-cosmic retribution, the Bills managed to play themselves out of a win over the…
September 2009
The Lowest Of Lows: Injured While Celebrating
The NCAA has always had a stranglehold on fun. I’ll save the “Amateurism is a joke” post for another day; what I’m talking about is…
You Are The Yin To My Yang, Rutgers….
Ohio State playing USC. Michigan and Notre Dame. UConn and, well, nobody. There is nothing I would do over in my collegiate football experience, but…
The Best Of YouTube
An eight minute long YouTube video is like the proverbial “Fat Chick”—She’s not hot, so she better damn well be interesting to keep my attention…
9/11: If You Don’t Read This Post, Then The Terrorists Win
Today in America, 8 years removed from a great tragedy, little can be said to encapsulate the feelings of that day. Instead of touching on…
I Don’t Like Rap, But I Love This Commerical
Okay, that’s not entirely true, I do like some rap. But I spent the majority of my teens listening to REO Speedwagon, Styxx, Foreigner, and…
Please Allow Me To Hump You By Surprise
For those of you that don’t know I work at a bar called The Place in Boston. ( If you already feel bad for me,…
Throw Up That “U” —Welcome Back Miami
It’s good to feel relevant. It’s good to feel wanted. I wouldn’t exactly say that Monday’s victory over Florida State makes them the warm fuzzy…
Sam Bradford’s Injury Is Eerily Similary
Oklahoma’s star quarterback, Sam Bradford is expected to be out two to four weeks with a Grade 2 or 3 AC sprain in his throwing…
This Week’s Sign of The Apocalypse
Michael Vick Tells Kids Not To Follow The Crowd ….unless that “crowd” is sneaking drugs through airport security in an Aquafina bottle. Or if said…