Find the Halloween post to understand this one:
A short recap, Halloween party, costumed college kids, dim light source = best possible situation for a bigger guy (read FWG), to find a female of his liking. Like the majesty (and rarity) of a Solar eclipse (minus the retina searing UV Rays!) the fates have aligned to bestow a beautiful baby that might actually be interested in you.
I now offer up some empirical evidence:
(You’re welcome, Scott)
(Thanks, Noonan)
Wait a second. Is that a football player dressed up like a football player? Is there at least an inside joke, like its a punters jersey?
Looks like he is dressed as Michael Vick. Note the jersey and the dog he is holding.
Got it. That IS funny. Thanks for the clue-in.