Your Fat White Guy Moment of the Week

Well here it is. Your official
FAT WHITE GUY MOMENT OF THE WEEK.

Tomorrow, all around the United States Denny’s Restaurant will be offering a FREE GrandSlam Breakfast. 100%-No-Strings-Attached-FREE.
6am-2pm

You see, this is why I love America. With heart-disease the number one killer of Americans and obesity an epidemic among American children what do huge restaurant chains do to curb the problem? They offer you a FREE Cardiologist-hating-artery-clogging-heart-attack-inducing meal. Again…FOR FREE. Eat up America, breakfast is the most important meal.

This has the FWG stamp of approval ALL OVER IT.

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