I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t witnessed this timeless prank during my high school years. This is such huge news for two reasons: First, the physics of two females peeing in a cup is mind boggling. Second, this proves without a shadow of a doubt that girls can’t keep a secret. This happens on a football/hockey/lacrosse team ever 12 seconds in America and you never hear about it. Why? Because no high school guy wants to be called “piss breath” for the rest of his formative years. Not sure when the times changed, but you pee in a cup in the 90’s you’re a legend, now you’re a criminal. Sign of the times, man. Sign of the times.
Final Thought:
And how about that reporter closing with “the whole situation has left parents with a bad taste in their mouth.” Oh, well played madam, well played.
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