I’m not pointing fingers here, but someone done-fucked-up. The Greater Boston area is without tap water, which means that the Greater Boston area is also without coffee. Which means I’m fighting back a headache and trying to find purpose to today. I also don’t have air conditioning. Have you seen what a 270lb blogger, hunched over his desk, scattered with Cheetos, sans coffee, sweating profusely in search of funny sports news or useless YouTube clips looks like? Allow me to enlighten you:
Yeah, the jaws of life couldn’t pry this sad, sad existence from your brain. And no, I’m not wearing any pants. Taste it America!
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