Good morning people.
Just call me Andre Apathi
Perhaps you’ve noticed a certain stench in your city, community, office, dorm room. The undeniable stink of patchouli and apathetic decision making. The result of skinny jeans cutting off blood supply to the feet, as skin flakes off through their Birkenstocks. I am talking, of course, of Hipsters.
This drain on society is a national plague. I wonder if their Dad’s know what they are up to. This can all be quelled at a young age, enroll in teeball and let natural selection take its course. Individuality? Of course I’m all for. But give me a break from these attention starved idiots.
That’s all for now. Carry on.
Haha! Get it? The Freeloader Fork? So funny. I’m going to buy it with my parents’ credit card.”
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