A fine day indeed. Boss man handed me the reins to this one-horse sleigh. So please keep you hands and arms inside the ride at all times, and keep your comments to yourself (unless it’s undying praise. in which case – call me.)
I don’t know what’s more pressing: the fact that Kuwait has delivery service for fast food, or that a Massachusetts woman ran over Lord Jesus Christ. Clearly all signs point to our man JC.
“Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton. Officers responding to Tuesday’s incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man’s ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name.” – FOXNews.com
And you thought the name McLovin was clever.
Poor lil Brittany Cantarella, at the ripe age of 20, she will never be the same. Whatever story you have to share with your kids about “when I was your age…,” – forget it. Because Brit just dominated you.
As for McDonalds, BK, and KFC at-home delivery in Kuwait. Is this real life? And when can I download the iPhone app? Endless possibilities! That settles it – now I have to get Skechers Shape Ups because I am never leaving my house again. Brittany should probably follow suit.
Time to really build you up with a throwback of Joan Osbourne’s hit single, “What If God Was One of Us” – too much too soon? Let’s slow it down with Rick Astley, because you have my word that when I got the wheel I’m ‘never gonna give you up, and I’m never gonna let you down. ‘
Consider this my rookie debut. Happy Friday people.
– The Rook
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