Wake Up! With My Girlfriend Flexing Her Way Into Mid Week

I wake up every morning and it is at least a pot of coffee before I’m functional.  Think of Jeremy Piven’s breakthrough roll in PCU Anyway, me and the roommate here, yes I live with my girlfriend, are like yin and yang.  She’s super chipper in the morning, leaves for every work telling me to “blog with a smile, hunny.” So there I was this morning, extra groggy and out of coffee, she decided this would be the best way to wake me up.  Wrong, Wrong.