How Do We Pay For Education In This Economy? By Taxing Strippers, Of Course.

I love that they have the lead in interview with Carmella Cioffi, occupation: Stripper.  Tremendous.

I’m 100% for this, anyone that has ever had the sad, sad pleasure of looking a stripper in the eyes knows how this one plays out: buy the lap dance, convince yourself you’re putting her through college, or helping her buy diapers.  Which come to think of it is exactly why this tax is unnecessary: Our dollar bills are putting countless girls with dad issues and single moms through community colleges around the United States.