At first I wanted to be like, well thanks a lot asshole, I guess me burying the ring in the Girlfriend’s Coco Puffs won’t quite cut it now that she’s seen this (she sent it to me, you know “on the online). But then I realized, there is no way this guy isn’t gay. Sure he’s proposing, but he’s using jazz fingers, choreographed dance moves, and LOTS of facial expression to do so. That’s when I realized, “Yup he’s gay” this is all part of a clever cover-up. Nothing wrong with it, bro. You do you, but if he’s going to try and ruin romance for me and my better half (read: movies on the couch) then he needs to expect for me to call him out.
I guarantee his boyfriend at the 2:38 mark isn’t too happy about how all this is going down.
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