When FWG takes a day, or days, or a week off from serious blogging the children suffer (and the terrorists win). I had nothing for you on the Fourth of July (my favorite holiday) and now I’ve completely been out of touch with our biggest demographic: Overweight, patriotic Americans.
So here is what you’ve (I’ve) missed:
The Japanese eating sensation apparently crashed the kingdom he once ruled. Joey Chestnut is just winning the war of the mind right now.
Jamarcus Russell was arrested for possession of a controlled substance: Codeine cough syrup. Which everyone (should) know is used to make “Purple Drank”
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