Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week: Tour de France Edition

NEW YORK — A fitness guru says pizza is the key to getting an athlete’s physique.
Matt McClellan says pizza fueled his 1300 mile bike tour through 22 cities over the past 30 days.
By eating one slice of pizza every three hours, he lost 24 pounds and 5 inches in his waist.
McClellan adds the key to the pizza diet is portion control and exercise.

I figured I’d post this for all the hopeful fatties out there.  You too can lose weight by eatin gpizza, as long as your burning 10,000 calories a day.  So you know, one step forward-two steps back kinda-thing.

Thanks to Alex for the tip.