I literally just broke my coffee mug. Straight up shattered. Because I clicked on this fkn Mad Hatter’s website [Rent 2 Damn High] and the speakers literally assaulted my eardrums.
He is seriously one ballsy brother. Bringing on all this noise. Straight out of my Lebron James “My mom told me I could leave and it wouldn’t be selfish” nightmares. He’s endorsed by the American Mustache Institute…straight up stunner.
Everyone can put their political pitchforks away now.
How hard do you not want to vote for him? Really hard. But I kind of really want to. It would just hurt so good.