Victoria’s Secret NFL Team Gear by Pink – Totally missed that memo. How did I not know about the new line up? I like just got my AngelCard@$!@$% Screw that ‘espnW for Women’ crap – this is how you target the ladies. Where’s my silk Tebow teddie?? Kidding. Sort of… [VS Pink – NFL].
Packers top Vikings (28-24) – When retirement is knocking at my door, I’m welcoming it with open arms. None of this “watch my legacy/empire blow up in my face from naughty nude pics and a washed up season” nonsense. Now go to FWG NFL for actual updates and that fantasy crap [SI.com]
Buttocks Slappers Afoot (well, not really afoot…actually a-bike) – Ball State has a serious slapping problem. Is this how middle-America gets their assault on? It’s way back from April, but it gets me every time [WISH TV8].
As Seen On TV – aka a collection of everything your future wife will probably ever get you for birthdays/anniversaries/etc and then hate that it takes up so much space in the garage. And face it ladies…we will buy it because he’s ‘so tough to buy for’ [As Seen On TV Guys]. When in doubt, Victoria’s Secret NFL boy shorts…a gift for him that’s really a gift for you.
And to really get you going…EMO GHOST STORY. Get ready for nap time and your bubble bath.