Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week: Tragic News As San Fran Bans Happy Meals

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It seems the San Francisco Board of Supervisors has accomplished what the Hamburglar never could. They’ve made off with McDonald’s fare. More importantly, the supes passed the so-called “Happy Meal Ban” by an 8-3 vote — meaning it can survive a promised veto from Mayor Gavin Newsom. That’s right: San Francisco done banned the Happy Meal. Robble robble.

It’s a sad day for kids everywhere.  I understand we all want kids to “eat healthy” and I’m 100% for that.  But don’t take away their one joy in life.  I have nieces and nephews and I know for a fact that much the same way I enjoy ending a long day with three Ambien and a glass of Jack, nothing takes the edge off a long day of preschool like a cheeseburger, fries, and some toxic-cadmium based toys.  When Happy Meals are banned, we all lose.

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