“I don’t know if you guys are up on current events but we just got our asses kicked!!!”. – Hudson from Aliens
There could not be a more appropriate movie quote to describe how the Washington Capitals were molly whopped by the Tampa Bay Lightning. There are a ton of things that made my stomach bleed while watching this pond hockey team get swept by Tampa Bay, but becoming the first #1 seed to be swept in the second round by a #5 seed might be the spiciest meatball of them all.
You heartless punks cannot manage to win ONE game and escape, yet another, post season choke out? I say F-You Joe boo. I root for myself.
The Capitals made 41yr old Roloson look like Grant Fuhr in this series, and who the hell is Sean Bergenheim?? Pretty sure the Capitals will be getting a thank you card from him come contract extension time.
Speaking of contract extensions, let’s talk about Alexander Semin for a minute. It’s a good thing you refuse to speak English, even after being in this country for over three years, cause you won’t have to worry about that back in the KHL (Russian NHL for those who don’t know or better yet don’t care). Let me help you pack your bags you piece of Eastern Bloc garbage. Hopefully the Spudnik Flames or the Stalin Stallions need a worthless defense man as well. That way we could package you up with Sargent Shultz. Adios to the both of you.
Maybe Molaram ripped out the Caps hearts
Regarding the rest of the Washington Chokitals I just have one thing to say,,, HEART. Where is your freaking heart? You lose 2 games at home to start this series and nobody even bothers to drop the gloves in game 3?
Maybe the Caps should sit back and watch Boston and Vancouver play and take a couple notes. The Bruins go down two games to Montreal, Vancouver blows a 3 game series lead against Chicago and both teams rise up to win their respective series. The Capitals do not have that character trait, they don’t know how to react when things start to go badly.
Now we have the Washington media screaming Boudreau needs to go and the team needs a new coach. Nothing burns my ass more than blaming the coaching staff for losing games. The Capitals were 16 and 3 going into the post season and won in 5 games against the Rangers in the first round but now that the chips are down it’s the coach’s fault?
No one ever blames the talent, it’s got to be the coach or the system. It’s complete bullshit, and it makes me sick to hear it. The only thing that stinks more than blaming Boudreau was the play of “superstars” Alex Ovechkin, Nick Backstrom and Mike Green. The guys who are paid to get results failed yet again but apparently it’s the coach who has not gotten the best out of them yet.
Just like little Billy in kindergarten when stabs the class rabbit with his pencil. It’s always the teachers fault for not making sure little Billy was kept in handcuffs while wearing his Hannibal Lecter mask. She/He failed to get the most out of Billy so it’s time to change schools, change teachers or maybe move to another state for the future of sweet little Billy.
The Capitals are loaded with little cry babies who have all the talent in the world and not a testicle between any of them.
So it’s another frustrating season for Washington Capital fans and another post season embarrassment to deal with all summer. I hope the Capitals enjoy themselves on the golf course now that the season is over.
Hope they get the rest and relaxation they need so they can be at full strength next season when they stick the dagger into my HEART yet again.
—-Sean The Caps Fan
Special thanks to Sean for showing more heart than his beloved Capitals by getting out of bed to send this out.
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