Swayze is now the head bouncer cooler at that big Double Deuce in the sky. No I.D.? No entry, partner.
Sure I work as a bouncer from time to time. And yah, I watch Roadhouse everynight before work, just to get all juiced up for the occasion. Just like I watched Dirty Dancing before my high school prom, Point Break before I took my FBI exam, and Ghost before all those pottery classes. Patrick Swayze was an American hero. This weekend, I’ll be hosting “Crazy Swayze” night in Boston. You should come.
Remember….Nobody puts Baby in the corner….