Bobby Bowden Is Angry, Like Your Grandpa

You know, my grandfather,  before he passed away, would exhibit the same passive aggressive-answer-dodging nonsense when pressed as to whether or not he was stealing batteries and yelling at the nurses.  Both happened to be true.  Well, I’m sure Bowden isn’t exactly the ‘Radio Shack Bandit” but….then again…he’s not exactly a spring chicken.    He’s old.  Real old.  (How old is he, Rob?!) Old enough to get a pass on farting in public, or referring to African Americans as “Negros” (inappropriate, Bobby….inappropriate).   So even though he wont comment on it, consider it a done deal.  Bowden era is over.  Go on Joe Paterno, crack a smile, you’ve earned it.

/I am Joe Paterno’s smirking revenge.