Game one was last night and the Yanks got thoroughly spanked. But the storyline for me, at the bar (while working) was not the shelling of C.C. Sabathia. No, instead it was my focus on these two douches, wearing matching Joba Chamberlain jerseys. For shame, dude. Any self-respecting fan does NOT under any circumstances wear the same jersey as his slightly plump significant other. Furthering his campaign for douche of the year, this is downtown Boston, sports bar. Sure I was the creeper that pulled out his blackberry and snapped the shot, but I figure its for the good of all humanity, so…yeah.