Why Am I Here????
It’s 2:20 p.m., and my 1978 Ford Fiesta has decided that functioning properly is not one of its top priorities. That’s right, my teammate and…
austria
The Age Of The Austrian: Answered!
Let me tell you what a steady diet of cigarettes and booze will get you: an entire country of ageless people. Well, maybe not the…
Guess The Age Of The Austrian
It’s that time of the week again. Guess the age of the Austrian. This week’s contestant? Karl. Karl is an Aquarius, he enjoys long walks…
Meet Manfred
Meet Manfred: (Glamour Shots By Deb Half Price For A Limited Time Only) Soccer goalie turned Marlboro man. This is the head of our organization,…
A New Feature: What’s Different in Austria?
“What’s Different in Austria” The differences between life in the States and here in Austria. NO SWEATPANTS ALLOWED! I’m not sure how relevant this post…
This Week From Austria: White Bread? What?
In America… All sandwiches are made from white bread (as pure and delicious as fallen snow). Coincidentally, they are also all made at the Statue…