Bienvenidos a Espana
After our 54-7 routing last week, the bye week was met with much anticipation. Packed up my bag and took off to Spain with our…
I Dropped The Ball On UConn And The Draft
Exclusive interviews and pictures coming soon. I promise. I was in Spain for the NFL draft.
This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse
First the swine flu, now this. Penfield, NY—the BIRTHPLACE of the Fat White Guy. I cannot be held responsible for this, I’m all the way…
Mel Kiper: Scoutin’ The Ladies
This is a great video. Try to ignore the Rutgers sweatshirt.
The Last Supper
“…and FWG said to his deciples, take this Big Mac, eat it, and think of me–for this is the fuel of fatness and the burger…
Winning is Overrated
You know lately I have been distracted by trying to run the Formerly Fat White Guy Project. I forgot all about our most recent game….
Meet The Fatties
The Formerly Fat White Guy Project is OFFICIALLY underway. So after sifting through hundreds, if not thousands of emails. I have found my chosen few….
New York Times: Donny Brown For President!
Insert your “what can Brown do for you” pun here. Donny Brown–a fantastic individual, as the New York Times reports: RED BANK, N.J. — In…
This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse
This dog hates the Word of the Lord. This dog shall be smited by the Almighty-Smiter. The fact that the dog is mad at Jesus…
Meet Kevin Weiss
With The Formerly Fat White Guy Project underway (registration closes on Saturday), it’s time for you to meet the man helping with all this. Football…