The Age Of The Austrian (Markus) ANSWERED!
HERE IS THE ANSWER:(his Austrian drivers license…as proof) (July 22, 1978) Markus is 30 years old. Allow adequate time for your shock to dissipate.
A New Feature: Guess The Age Of The Austrian!
I don‘t know whether it is the coffee (FWG Assessment: laced with amphetamines) or the non–McDonald‘s based diet. But people here, DO-NOT-AGE. I repeat. They…
FWG Goes To Austrian Restaurant: Hilarity Ensues
There were certain errands that I needed to accomplish today. However, waking up at 12:30pm doesn’t exactly help things. So we were rushed from the…
Meet the Austrians…
Here are some of the characters I am sure that you will be familiarizing yourself with as you read the blog: Berndht: The Austrian oaf….
Welcome to Austria!
We finally landed in Vienna, and the cultural saturation was pretty incredible. Everything is the same, but yet different, which forces you to examine and…
Its Been Too Long…but I’m In Austria
I’ve been up for 28 hours. Excuse me if I’m a little delirous. Started the trip out on an “interesting” note. This guy on my…
This Weeks Sign Of The Apocalypse
Ladies and gentleman. I am sorry. The hippies have won.This week’s sign of the apocalypse? “Politically correct war.” (Where the games don’t matter and the…
Calhoun Gets 800 (…not giving a dime back)
Jim Calhoun won his 800th game yesterday. Sadly, the bigger story was that the post game press conference did not hold any of the theatrics…
Your Morning Laugh: The Nectar of God’s Balls
ENJOY. The Food in Italy “…each grape hand picked by a blind nun, who was kidnapped by the Gypsy…”