Take that, mass-killer-slash-tyrant-ruler!! Toiling in your rat infested, communist sweat shops – bah! I’d rather risk my life for the World’s Biggest Snoozefest that I can stream online anyways!
A lesson in playing hooky: just yesterday I fell terribly ‘ill’…typical case of the Mondays…and did nothing but kick it on the futon, pick at a couple of Strasburgers leftover from the father’s day bbq, and then spilled Genny Light all over my new pedicure cause I totally found the next big thing:
Jackpot. Disney has met its black-orphaned-offensive-tackle, underdog-championship-bball-team, Titan-remembering match. Because Hamill is about a deaf UFC wrestler. I’m just a regular HR nightmare. What. Now.