Cat Snitches On Dog To Deer, Deer Give Dog The Business. Cats Still Suck

Cat’s just ruining shit for everyone. I’m an unabashed dog lover, I mean just a few days ago I took my dog for a ride in a prop-plane.  Can you see a cat being happy as a pig in shit to be taking a site-seeing tour over Martha’s Vineyard?  Hell no!  Cat would be all like “let me go home, I don’t want to do anything with you, just want to sit here all day and eat cat food and get fat and lick my own ass and take poops in Rubbermaid boxes”  Not a dog though, a dog just wants to kick it.