[GAWKER] After a year-long study of male sexual performance, researchers have found that men with higher body mass indices last seven minutes longer than their slender counterparts. The decidedly unsexy reason: Fat men have more female hormones
Now these “researchers” are saying that hormone levels are what make us fatties last longer. When I think that every fat guy reading this (myself included) knows that the reason we might…uh…take longer is because we are playing a highlight real in our heads. For most average men, this includes past conquests or other select spank-bank imagery . But for fatties this moments in intertwined with past double-burgers and bacon grease sandwiches. I think Costanza was really on to something here…
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