King James just put me into anaphylactic shock.


Crazy. Karma is a b****.. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything! [twitter]

whyyyyy do you ruin everythinggggggg.

Nobody even knows who starts for the Cavs, they got bombed by the Lakers 112-57.  Okay, we get it.  Everybody start hailing good King James because he left them and now it’s all “karma” blahblahblah.

This is why I can’t stand the NBA.  Players get signed and then they puss out.  Start missing practices because their iPhones have the 2011 alarm clock glitch, tweet their smack talk, or they get all ‘Melodramatic’ over trades [see what i did there?  totally ganked that from this morning…].

Fkn, if you’re gonna smack talk or get a technical do it right.  Karma is a fundamental doctrine in Buddhism; of people who do. not. believe. in. God.  Please King James, for the love of Buddha do not ever enlighten us again via social media.  Your image and your GED cannot possibly handle it.

In high school we played this one inner-city team, Edison.  White girls from the ‘burbs cruising on a big yellow school bus downtown to a dank, empty gym to play with some sistas from the hood.  Game plan was to fend for your life. Til one year when their point guard started screaming at her own player, “look at me when I dribble the damn ball,” and then wound up and railed her teammate in the face with the Spalding – epic bloody nose.   Uh….???

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