Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week


While fast food giants attempt to slim and trim their menus — like McDonalds’ with their fruit and yogurt parfait and Wendy’s with their Garden Sensations Salads — KFC, on the other hand, has no interest in helping us slim down. KFC has ‘doubled down’ on a new high-calorie fried chicken sandwich that is down-right ridiculous. The so-called ‘sandwich’ consists of bacon, two kinds of cheeses and Colonel’s sauce between two pieces of fried chicken.

Well, congratulations America.  You’ve done it again– invented a new, amazing sandwich for me to consume.  I’m going to run out and try this thing immediately.   I don’t really care for this Fox News Anchor-woman’s tone.  Yeah, KFC went and replaced bread with fried chicken.  So what? Stroke of genius—that means more chicken per cardiac-clogging bite.  At 1228 calories, its like eating three Big Macs. This isn’t dangerous, it’s delicious.  I imagine this is how Edison felt after the light bulb….incredible and never to be topped.

Readers Comments (2)

  1. Haha. I KNEW you would post that!
    We have eerily similar food fetishes.

  2. Personally, I would like this better if one of the two hunks of chicken — or better yet, both of them — were replaced with McDonalds Hash Browns (the old ones, before they started using vegetable oil in the friers). I like the idea of eliminating meat that is not from the bacon family.


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