Let Morbidly Obese Kid Singing Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” Take You Into The Weekend
Poor bastard. Not only is he immortalized on YouTube in this video, but I’m pretty sure that was his dad walking around with no pants…
April 2010
Could You Be Mr. Right?
Everyday I comb the Craigslist Personals in search of plus-sized love. Rarely do I ever find anything worth posting….until today: LOOKING 4 MR,RIGHT AM A…
This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse: Boy Scout Fail
Introducing the video-game merit badge. Alright, alright, in all fairness it’s just a “belt loop” but who cares? Now we are rewarding the future leaders…
Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week
One of my fondest childhood memories is my Dad taking me to McD’s to get after school a Happy Meal for me, cheeseburgers for him,…
If I See Someone Walking Around With A Tebow Jersey, I’ll Probably Slap The Shit Out Of Them
So according to every major news outlet, that considers this news, Tebow’s jersey is not the hottest selling in the NFL. Say what you will…
The Decade’s Definitive “NFL All-Bust Team” Part II: Defense
Today we are running Part II of The Decade’s Definitive NFL All-Bust Team over on FWG-NFL we’ve combed over thousands of possible candidates to bring…
Penn Football Players Death a Suicide
I hate news like this. And I hope that Owen Thomas’s family is okay right now. I hope this sheds some light on a major…
FWG Goes Shopping (In Bulk): Hilarity Ensues
Buying groceries in bulk says one of two things: I’m savvy about consumer products over the long-term or, I’m a fat kid and I’m just…
The Decade’s Definitive “NFL All-Bust Team”
Jay and Will, the boys over at Thoughts From a Fat White Guy: NFL have put together the definitive list on this decade’s worst draft…
UNH Tight End Scott Sicko Calls It Quits
Scott Sicko went undrafted this year. And now, despite considerable interest from teams around the NFL, he says that his playing days are done. He’s…