Driver’s Ed – rookie debut
A fine day indeed. Boss man handed me the reins to this one-horse sleigh. So please keep you hands and arms inside the ride at…
May 2010
Wake Up! Sad, Sad, Hipster.
Good morning people. Perhaps you’ve noticed a certain stench in your city, community, office, dorm room. The undeniable stink of patchouli and apathetic decision making. The…
Feliz Cinco de Mayo: Este es el niño más espantoso Mexicano de todos los tiempos.
Roughly translated: Happy Cinco de Mayo….this is the scariest Mexican child of all time. This is Floyd Diaz a.k.a. “Cash Flow.” This little bastard scared the…
Wake Up! With Musings From Upstate
Good morning fans of Thoughts From a Fat White Guy. You may have noticed a lack of posting yesterday, as in…absolutely none. Well that’s because…
Women March Topless For…..Equality?
FARMINGTON, Maine -Nearly two dozen women marched topless through this college town Friday to protest a double-standard that allows men to take off their shirts…
Boston’s Water Crisis Means You Get Lack-Luster Blogging
I’m not pointing fingers here, but someone done-fucked-up. The Greater Boston area is without tap water, which means that the Greater Boston area is also…