When The Lights Go Down On The Strip
I have played cards since I was a kid. We used to play a game called Scat, whose ultimate goal was to get thirty one…
July 2011
Men’s Journal Uses Harrison Like A Condom
Anyone who has been around James Harrison for even a few seconds knows that he is about as far from soft spoken, as Men’s Journal…
Priorities
We couldn’t convict OJ Simpson of murdering his ex-wife and her lover. We couldn’t prove that Casey Anthony killed her baby. In both cases, the…
I Got Friends In Low Places…
Special thanks to Dave Kalergis for pausing The Fifth Element long enough to send me a hilarious video that, whether you’ve seen it or not,…
The Rook Presents: How many quarterpounders does it take to make a 16-lb baby?
(Huffington Post) – The average weight of a newborn baby is about 7 1/2 pounds, which is why it’s shocking — even in Texas…
The Weekend Recap: Derek Jeter Edition
I met Derek Jeter once. I was out at a club, one of only three times this has happened since I’ve lived in Manhattan, and…
Summer Movie Review: Bad Teacher
Bad Teacher was a bad movie. Cameron Diaz isn’t fit to carry a movie, especially one that has her acting like a lost cast mate…
Deron Williams Rocking a Rat Hat?
“That’s not going to be good for business.” “That’s not going to be good for anyone.” The exchange took place between Jerry and Seth, an…
Weekend Recap: The Vacation Edition
The NBA and NFL are currently on vacation. I’m extremely petty and don’t like anyone to do anything that I’m not, so I headed to…