Fat Kid Karma
I call it the “Buffalo Chicken Omlet.” Take Buffalo style deli meat, eggs, blue cheese. Standard omlet, insert the previously mentioned ingredients, and smother with…
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Sad Day, I’m Retiring As A Blogger. FWG Is Officially Done
Sad, sad day for me. After over a year of taking the internet by storm, this blog has finally come to an end. I’ve decided…
Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week: McDonalds-U
SHANGHAI — McDonald’s inaugurated its first Hamburger University in China on Tuesday to train new generations of managers as foreign companies step up efforts to…
13 Year Old Sues UConn; Clinches Lifetime of Nerd-hood
STORRS, Conn. — Even at 13, Colin Carlson believes he’s running out of time. Colin is a sophomore at the University of Connecticut, seeking a…
This Is What A Man’s Grocery List Looks Like
Three things. Three simple things. If this was the only trace of my existence left behind, anthropologists would marvel at the simple yet revealing genius…
Kentucky vs WVU Elite 8 Game Is Lose – Lose For The Dental Community
Well guess all those toothless redneck jokes weren’t so unfounded. Take THAT Morgantown! Don’t smile if you make it to the Final Four. I’d like…
Wake Up With Collegiate Jealousy…
Sure, your degree is actually worth something. But that won’t wipe the shit-eating-grin off the faces of the boys from Arizona State. On one hand…
Went To UConn’s Pro Day
Had the pleasure of stopping by UConn this afternoon. Believe it or not it was my first time back on campus since I left for…
Best Show On TV: Modern Family
Sure that’s a bold statement, especially for a guy who watches a ton of TV. But Modern Family is the best show out there. The…
Who Is Charlie Whitehurst?
Seahawks fans, your team just dropped 20 slots in the second round of this years draft and shipped a 2011 third round pick to the…