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Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week/This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse
See, this is your classic two-fer-one, double whammy delight. Not only do you leave this video with a renewed belief in the creativity and ingenuity…
Bobby Bowden Is Angry, Like Your Grandpa
You know, my grandfather, before he passed away, would exhibit the same passive aggressive-answer-dodging nonsense when pressed as to whether or not he was stealing…
R.I.P. Patrick Swayze
Swayze is now the head bouncer cooler at that big Double Deuce in the sky. No I.D.? No entry, partner. Sure I work as a…
9/11: If You Don’t Read This Post, Then The Terrorists Win
Today in America, 8 years removed from a great tragedy, little can be said to encapsulate the feelings of that day. Instead of touching on…
I Don’t Like Rap, But I Love This Commerical
Okay, that’s not entirely true, I do like some rap. But I spent the majority of my teens listening to REO Speedwagon, Styxx, Foreigner, and…
Merriman: “Yeah, the TV show was THAT bad….”
I’m going to be the first to tell you that on Sunday when the story broke about Chargers LB Sean Merriman being accused of choking…
Blount Versus Hout: Add Your Own Soundtrack
In addition to writing for sites like NESN and DEADSPIN, I’ve also chosen a slightly more glamorous career path: bouncing. On my shift Thursday night…
Why Your Team Sucks: Buffalo Bills
Drew Magary over at Deadspin just did this feature on my beloved Buffalo Bills. I’d like to be mad at him, but his interpretations of…
Brett Favre and The Crack Back Block Heard ‘Round the World
You know what I’m not even mad at Favre for this, sure it was a preseason game, and sure it was illegal. But in Favre’s…